Mysterious time desync!
Have you seen this?
For the last month or so I’ve been noticing something odd. There seems to be some kind of non-continuity with time. Not my clocks mind you. I mean, time itself. I’ve been noticing little inconsistencies with objects around the kitchen. One moment, my food will be right there. I turn around and suddenly, GONE.
It’s only been happening for the last month or so. I say that because it, coincidently, started when I changed my diet. I decided to try to eat a bit healthier. New outlook on my health and all that. I even put my cat on a diet. Though, it doesn’t seem to be working for some reason.
My guess would be that it has something to do with the Large Hadron Collider or maybe some astral encroachment on the physical plane. I haven’t had much luck figuring it out yet but I feel it’s important to get the word out to the masses! Everyone keep your eyes open! It might be happening around you!
